Granderson turns down qualifying offer. Yanks get a supplemental draft pick for Cashman to waste.

Beltran becomes a legit possibility. Choo, too.

The only role the Yanks have with Ellsbury is for Boras to trick GMs into thinking the Yanks are a mystery team to drive up the price.

You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smelling motherfucker you! If you ever get out of line over there again, I'll smash your fucking head so hard you won't be able to get that cowboy hat on. You hear me? Fucking hick. -Nicky (Casino)