I'm not sure what category this belongs in. Today I passed a local "gentlemen's club" called Volcanic Eruptions , that advertised, "Kick a 30 yard field goal and win a couch dance". In a grass area next to the parking lots was a blow-up goal post. Wow, some promotion. I spent the afternoon at the high school practicing my kick. I made 7 out of 10. Yogi, can you make the trip? A soccer dad like you sure be a lock.
About twenty-five years ago I won a bet by kicking a 40 yard field goal at a high school field. The ball landed squarely on the cross bar, bounced straight up and barely crossed the bar for a field goal. My older brother was a high school kicker, who kicked barefoot when that was in vogue in college and the pros around 1978-80. He can still easily kick 30 yard field goals. I should send him your way.
, that advertised, "Kick a 30 yard field goal and win a couch dance". In a grass area next to the parking lots was a blow-up goal post. Wow, some promotion. I spent the afternoon at the high school practicing my kick. I made 7 out of 10. Yogi, can you make the trip? A soccer dad like you sure be a lock. 
