I'm not sure what category this belongs in. Today I passed a local "gentlemen's club" called Volcanic Eruptions rolleyes, that advertised, "Kick a 30 yard field goal and win a couch dance". In a grass area next to the parking lots was a blow-up goal post. Wow, some promotion. I spent the afternoon at the high school practicing my kick. I made 7 out of 10. Yogi, can you make the trip? A soccer dad like you sure be a lock.


Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12