Selig loves helping the small market teams during the regular season. But he must be rooting very hard for the Dodgers and Red Sox.


You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smelling motherfucker you! If you ever get out of line over there again, I'll smash your fucking head so hard you won't be able to get that cowboy hat on. You hear me? Fucking hick. -Nicky (Casino)