A: George to Jerry about the message he left on the answering machine.

Q:"You know it's not fair that people are seated first come, first served; it should be based on who's hungriest."

"After all, we are not communists"

Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

Tony Soprano: Yeah well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.