"Jersey Shore Shark Attack" - 2012. I was flipping channels today and came across this gem - starring Tony Sirico (Paulie Walnuts) and Paul Sorvino. Could be one of those cult classics. Super bad. I can't believe Sirico and Sorvino stooped so low. Did they need the cash? Takes place in Seaside Heights. NJ, before Hurricane Sandy. Highlight - Joey Fatone gets eaten by an Albino Bull Shark. Now, I know you want to see it.


Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12