A: Ace to bearded cheating b4 nodding to guard to break his hand with hammer.

Q: Three lousy jackpots with four 7s across each one in 20 stinking minutes?!?! Do you have any idea what the odds of that are?!?!?


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES