This priceless item from today's local newspaper:

Thief steals $100, defecates on floor


Police are currently investigating a burglary at a Granite Street visual arts center in which an unknown thief stole $100 in cash and defecated on the floor of the office.

According to police, staff at the center notified police on July 25 concerning the incident. An employee reported to officers she detected an odor the previous day just before leaving for the night. She also noticed a partially opened sliding door at that time, according to the police report, indicating the burglar may still have been inside the center.

Employees discovered the cause of the smell, as well as the robbery, the following day and contacted police. Police searched the building with a K9 unit, but were unable to find anyone still inside.


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.