George Zimmerman took a test to become a police officer. To see if he was qualified a cop sat him down and showed him a picture of a suspect for 5 secons and then put it face down on the table.
Cop - Ok, describe the suspect.
Zimmerman - Thats easy he only has one eye.
Cop - You idiot, that was a profile shot. Now take another look (shows him photo for another 5 seconds)
Zimmerman - This is a no brainer. He only has one ear.
Cop - It's a PROFILE, whats wrong with you?
Zimmerman - Please give me one more chance.
Cop - OK, (shows it again and puts it face down)
Zimmerman - He is wearing contact lenses.
Cop - Thats an amazing deduction. Let me check the file. (He checks and comes back into the room) He does wear contact lenses. How did you figure that out?
Zimmerman - Easy. How could a guy with one eye and one ear wear glasses?
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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