How about this?:

If you fly on India's budget GoAir, don't expect to see any men pushing that drink cart down the aisle; from this point on the airline will hire only members of the lighter, fairer sex for its cabin crew. The new policy is meant to lessen weight on board, thereby saving an estimated $500,000 a year on fuel.


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