Another major source of laughs in our local paper is the Letters to the Editor column. Here's one that hints at the reward you might get if you save a life here:

EDITOR:

There is a God. Thank you to the kindhearted rescuer who risked his life to save mine on June 15, 2013, outside the entrance to the V.A. I don't intend to describe the event and face arrest.

He drove either a plumber's or a contractor's pick-up. I was too shaken to get his name or identification. If I had a name and an address I'd send him a ham. There ARE guardian angels out there, and I was lucky, on Saturday, to meet mine.