Another Wonder Winner from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:

Police here are looking for a man, 18 - 20 years old, who robbed a Circle K convenience store, threatening the clerk with "violence."

The robber put on his ski mask after he entered the store. Security camera caught the "before" and "after" pictures, as well as distinguishing tattoos over both arms (he was wearing a tank top). rolleyes


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.