the chicago mob sucks! they don't have the brains or the brawn to compete with the all powerful ny mob. elmwoodporker is just a fake parking meter robbing dope from da hood who has obviously fallen on extremely hard times since family secrets broke the back of everything that he holds near and dear. the best bet for guys like him would be to lay off the bath salts for a bit, and get a job scrubbing toilets or whatever else it is that the brokesters making up whats left of the outfit do in order to stay above water!