He's sharing a house on the beach for a week with four attractive girls from his class. My wife asked me if this was a good idea. I said, "What am I supposed to do? Tell him 'no?'"

She said that he might get passed among them as if he were a piece of meat. I said, "Only if he's lucky." She didn't think it was funny. Anyway there's another male friend of his sharing the house too.