Fun at work last night. A girl who came in bought along her drunk boyfriend and a couple of his lowlife pals, who were hanging around the main entrance making a lot of noise and generally being pains in the butt. So when a colleague and myself approached them to ask them to calm down the boyfriend launched into a tirade of abuse and at the height of it,a big bread knife fell out the back of his joggers. I nearly shit myself, we backed off and rang the police on the old hotline whilst he picked up the knife and ran out the door whilst threatening to find out where we lived and come"get us"!!

Anyways the law were there in a flash and observed him trying to throw the knife into a bush. The long and short of it is he is already out on bail after a stabbing incident a couple of weeks ago. Why he is carrying a bread knife around i will never know?? Also turns out he was high as a kite on coke...

Interesting world we live in these days eh? My underpants were ruined