At the end of the day, I respect everyone's right to believe whatever they wanna believe. For me, however, blind faith simply isn't enough. In my mind, the God that Christians worship cannot exist given the way things are. Again, that is just how I see things.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis