Tony: I can't find Pussy anywhere.
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Ralphie: I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass.
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Vito: I know how to keep my mouth shut.
Ralphie: Unless there is a salami sandwich around.
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AJ: So what? No fuckin' ziti now?
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Officer: This pie was found at a crime scene.
Giuseppe: My pizza never hurt nobody.
Officer: Come again, sir?
Giuseppe: You no find any bacteria in here!




Last edited by Mastronardo; 04/21/13 05:30 AM.