I just read that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones split up.

I guess she's looking for someone a little bit older this time. Like maybe Yoda.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/michael_douglas_denies_catherine_hwqiLybCg25GKH18vVQW5K


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