They won't get the reference in a million years. And I'd prefer to keep it that way.


I saw him last week. He's honestly pushing 350. But those ads are fucking cringeworthy. How can I mock the Mob Wives with a straight face when one of our own puts that crap out there? And do me a favor and never post that stuff, for his parents' sake .

But the truth? Michael is just about the funniest cat I've known in my entire life. You gotta see him in Florida. He's like this weird hybrid of cracker/ginzo. As if Al Pacino mated with Elly May Clampett. He pairs alligator nuggets with Ruffino chianti.