Oh and Peter LaFroscia and Ronald Ustica.

But my favorite is Anthony Senter telling the judge "I'll send you a check" when the judge added an insane amount of fines to his life sentence. If I were the judge I'd have added 2 weeks of good time for this witty remark. He is slated for release on October 13, 2032. I bet he makes out of Allenwood alive and witty as ever.


"Goodfellas don't sue goodfellas. . . . Goodfellas kill goodfellas." ~ Salvatore Profaci in bugged NJ mob lawyer Sal Avena's office

“This was the Volkswagen of racketeering charges” ~ Def. Attorney Ed Jacobs, Jr.

"Meanwhile, I got the uncle who wants me out of the way.... Great family, aren't they? This is what it's all about." ~Louis "Bent-Finger Louie" Monacello

"It was a wholesale annihilation.... How many times do they want to be beat? Because I'm frankly getting tired of it. They went fishing for Joe Ligambi, and the jury gave them Gary Battaglini.” ~ Def Atty Christopher Warren