Why is the Super Bowl going to be played in the parking lot of a Motel 6 next year?

Because they always leave the light on for you.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."