FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess if she would marry him. "NO!" she said.

And the Prince lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, screwed long legged women, hunted, fished, raced cars, went to strip clubs, dated women half his age, drank whisky and beer and never heard bitching, never paid child support or alimony, kept his house, guns ate whatever he wanted and blew enormous farts, had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and pissed outside whenever he wanted.

THE END