That was a good one Lilo.
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman standing over a lifeless man. She is holding a bloody 5-iron. The detective says, “Ma’am, is that your husband?” “Yes, it is.” “Did you hit him with that golf club?” “Yes,” she says. “How many times?” says the detective.

The woman pauses, then says, “I don’t know — put me down for five.”


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12