My next door neighbor is always talking about dying he is afraid of dying he is old like me. Finally I told him go to Vegas, do some coke and fuck a show girl to you drop dead. Then let the under taker worry about try to take that stupid smile off your face.

My brother is another one who worries about dying, he never says it but I know he does. My brother has a 17 year old son. He made me a legal guardian over him if he should die. I told him don't do that because my older brother is in a lot better shape then I am. I told him my son would do that. My son is 40 years old.
But he insisted it should be me, maybe because I have more money then my son