Phil's wife was the funniest. "It's a mortal sin to be a homosexual." Meanwhile she was married to a fuckin serial killer lol.

Combination of hypocrisy and naïveté. Mostly hypocrisy. Carmela Soprano would have looked the other way if she was married to Charles Manson, as long as he bought her a house in the North Jersey suburbs.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.