Just read "Life" by Keith Richards. He is bright, funny, insightful, and a terrific writer. One of the better autobiographies out there.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."