A homely nurse is shaving a guy's groin area in preparation for a hernia operation. She gets halfway through, then runs out the door, laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the pretty nurse. "This guy's got a eentsy little pecker," says the homely nurse. "Not only that, he's proud of it: he has 'tiny' tattooed on it." "You're kiddding," says the pretty nurse. "No I'm not," says the homely nurse. "Go in and finish the job--you'll see for yourself."

The pretty nurse goes in and comes out 10 minutes later. "Nah, he doesn't have 'tiny' tattooed on his thing--it's 'Ticonderoga NY.'"