Saw this on the web and almost laughed myself silly. How do you possibly defend yourself against this accusation???

Woman Complains of 'Telepathic Harassment'

Tarrytown police responded to a report that a woman at the Warner Library claimed she was being telepathically harassed by another patron. The alleged harasser was sitting in another room and the woman claims he was sending her inappropriate messages. The alleged victim accused the same man of similar acts at a Walgreens about one month earlier. Police asked the man and a witness if he had any contact with the woman that day and both said no. At the request of the woman, the incident was noted on the blotter.