Husband: Darling i have a problem!
wife: Babes, there is no I in this marriage. We are a team,a unit, in it together till the end. We are a WE, together as one. Don't forget that!!
Husband: Okay darling. Well it seems "we" have got your sister pregnant.....
You reminded me of the priest's housekeeper, who told the priest, "Your oven needs to be repaired." The priest constantly reminded her that it wasn't his, but was "ours, the parish bought it for us." he insisted that the property in the home be viewed as "ours," belonging to our parish, not just his.
She finally got the hang of it, but one morning when the bishop was visiting, she ran down the steps yelling, "Father! Father! There's a mouse under our bed!"
