Yogi, we have a friend who lived in London during WWII when he was a little boy. After a few pints, he has been known to break out into the following ditty that he was taught during the war:

(to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March)
Hitler, he's only got one ball,
Goring, has two, but very small
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
but poor old Goebbels
has no balls
at all!