Some years ago I was standing in front of my office building, smoking a cigarette. The building was on Broadway (NYC) and there was a lot of people walking on the street. I was minding my own business when a little old lady approached me and shook her finger at me. She asked me, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that shouldn't smoke?" It kind of pissed me off, and I quickly replied, "Didn't YOUR mother ever tell you that you shouldn't talk to strangers?"