I keep seeing some of the new posters hoarding the shoes of wiseguys like Woogie in "There's Something About Mary." Except that Woogie wasn't quite as unglued as a few of these guys.

Hey Quiet Dom, can you autograph this Timberland for me?

Then they give the insoles a sniff and they're good for a day or two.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.