Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette
Watching "The Rainmaker" and heard this lawyer joke (no offense to our BB lawyers of course) wink



"What's the difference between a hooker & a lawyer?"


a) A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead. lol


TIS


As lawyers say, if you want justice go to a whorehouse. If you want to get screwed go to a court house."

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."