Watching "The Rainmaker" and heard this lawyer joke (no offense to our BB lawyers of course)
"What's the difference between a hooker & a lawyer?"
a) A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK