In the Bronx, I was in and out in ten minutes, Tis. But my Dad lives in Eastchester (which is ironically located in Westchester), and I've been waiting on him for over half an hour. But then again, he might be trying to pick up one of the octogenarian poll workers whistle.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.