I agree! I see weird s*it on the news when I'm down there that you just don't see anywhere else! There was a story on the news one night about a guy from NJ who owned a vacation home in Miami. He flew down to check on it and there were drug- and gun-dealing squatters in his home. The best part was that the gun/drug dealers had a pet pig, and I'm not talking about a little miniature pig, but a huge sow. The news footage kept showing the pig running around the guy's house and yard.

Don't worry about the cocaine and those illegal AK47s, check out the pig!