DEBATE DRINKING GAME

ONE SIP

When either candidate refers to the "Great State of Colorado"
When Obama says "Look" or "Listen" followed by a clearly orchestrated sound bite.
When Romney says "Now look" followed by a stuttering/awkward sound bite.
When either candidate mentions "the middle class."
When Obama blames the past administration for the current ecoomic woes (even vaguely).
When Romney says "Obamacare."
When either candidate mentions taxes or the amounts they have paid or not paid.
Every third time either candidate says "jobs."


FINISH YOUR DRINK:

If Obama mentions the Mormon faith.
If Romney references Obama's Kenyan parentage.
If either tells a story about someone he met in Ohio, Florida or Virginia.
If either mentions 9/11 or the death of bin laden.
If either compliments the other (even if it is sarcastically).
If Obama mentions Bain Capital
If Romney says "lame stream media"
If either candidate mentions a Clinton.

TAKE BATH SALTS

If Biden and Ryan arrive unannounced and have a shirtless arm wrestling competition (best two out of three).


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."