Dad cooks a deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue: it's what your mother calls me. One of the sons yells "It's a fucking dick, don't eat it!!"
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
