Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

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Get ready for it...

because everytime she gets to 69, she gets a frog stuck in her throat. lol


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis