CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing there were three people left, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will be following all your instructions, regardless of circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man said, "You're kidding, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but can not kill my wife."
The agent said, "You do not have what it takes, you go home with your wife."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another, they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls and all kinds of noices. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said ...
"This gun is loaded with blanks damn it, I had to beat him to death with the f-g chair!"