I'm going to the SMACKDOWN! tapings in Bakersfield, CA tonight. Ringside seats. Look for me in the crowd. I'm the sexy one.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
