Here is an Italian mafia joke:
Sensation: finally Tommaso Buscetta revealed to the judges the names of mafia politicians: Giulio, Cirino, Calogero, Ciriaco...
Meanwhile the surnames remain clouded in mystery...
Willie Marfeo to Henry Tameleo:
1) "You people want a loaf of bread and you throw the crumbs back. Well, fuck you. I ain't closing down."
2) "Get out of here, old man. Go tell Raymond to go shit in his hat. We're not giving you anything."
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