Originally Posted By: Signor Vitelli
Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
I'm reminded of the old Henny Youngman joke:
My wife says to me, Gimme eight inches and make it hurt. I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.



Yeah, I seriously doubt Henny Youngman said that. After a quick google search, it's been attributed to both Redd Foxx -- he was hilariously vulgar! -- or Andrew Dice Clay. Who knows who originally said it.

Joke ranges from girlfriend or wife, 6 or 9 inches, twice or 3 times, and hit her with a brick.

In the book Truly Tasteless Jokes (1981) it's phrased, "Did you hear about the masochist who said to her boyfriend, 'Give me nine inches and make it hurt.' He F***d her twice and slapped her."



I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! tongue lol

Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin

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