Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette
Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
I'm reminded of the old Henny Youngman joke:

My wife says to me, Gimme eight inches and make it hurt. I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.



That's terrible! uhwhat I'm familiar with the "Take my wife, please" but never heard that one.


I've heard it before - years ago - but I never heard it attributed to Henny Youngman.

I recall that in the version I heard, she wanted six inches. Definitely a case of adding more insult to the injury...

Signor V.


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