Albert told another story about Dracula.
He says that one time, Dracula got into a bar room fight with some guy and stabbed him.
With his record that would mean serious jail time.
Roy vowed to sort the problem but told Dracula to leave town and keep a low profile whilst he did so.
Albert and Roy took him to la guardia airport and whilst he was checking in the x-ray scanner picked up something in his bag and so the airport security emptied it out and found it full of sex toys.
Albert says his dad started to boil over in rage/embarrasment and walked out the airport cursing!
LOL