Originally Posted By: klydon1
Remember the late, great Pat Paulsen and his presidential campaigns?

In his deadpan tones he told us, "I have a sound plan to eliminate street crime in the country. I'm getting rid of the streets."

He also said that all of America's problems can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy...of the American Indian.

He also said he opposed the right to bear arms, but supported the right to arm bears.


Pat Paulsen was unique and original. I think we need him now more than ever, and it appears I'm not the only one who thinks so - check out this Facebook page:

Pat Paulsen For President 2012

I'm tempted to say, "He's got my vote!"

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."