I went on match a few years ago and met this girl at a local bar. She had a pretty face but was thick, I didn't wanna be like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite and be like "Hey u got a full body shot" LOL but now that Facebook is integrated into every website girls do have multiple pictures up there on dating sites. I had a few drinks and parted ways, I was to nice to go out the back door and leave her there. It was funny later that night I got home and there was a message on there from her..Like I had a great time, we should hang out again..blah blah..then two days later she drunk texting me..I'm not gonna lie at the time living with my parents I couldn't turn it down. its funny it turned out she was a drug counsler at the state controlled rehab next to the county jail...


Random Poster:"I'm sorry I didn't go to an Ivy-league school like you"

"Ah I actually I didn't. It's a nickname the feds gave the
Genovese Family."