I've always liked one-time Bonanno underboss Nicky Glasses Marangello and Buffalo captain Butchie 'Bifocals' Bifulco for some reason. It's like "I call 'em glasses" "Oh yeah? I call 'em bifocals'

Also, there was a bust in NY a while back that involved a guy that worked for,IIRC, High Times magazine. I can't for the life of me remember his actual name, but his nickname was 'Magazine Guy'. Most uncreative mob nickname ever.

I know these aren't in the same vein, but I thought I'd chime in.