Another Wonder Winner from The Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:
The headline read: "Man Sought for Passing $100 Bills with Wrong President."
Seems a dimwit twice tried (unsuccessfully) to make purchases with counterfeit $100 bills. Instead of having Ben Franklin's portrait on them, the bills had Abe Lincoln. Man was described as "Hispanic." I guess he can be forgiven because they probably don't teach American history in his native land.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.