Kronenbourg (quite possibly the only reason for France existing)
I remember that many years ago (possibly the late 1970's?) there was a series of radio commercials for Kronenbourg featuring John Cleese. I'm not sure if there were also TV spots, but I remember the radio ads. In one, Cleese described the taste of Kronenbourg beer as good, and "doesn't taste at all like it has a dead rat in it."
I am fond of a Guinness or a Brown Ale...
Ahhh... Now, there's a man after my own heart. Yes, there are definitely times in one's life when nothing short of a Guinness will do. I've even used the stout in a recipe or two.
Signor V.